FABULOUS YET NOT SO FABULOUS

So we all have heard the term the shit has hit the fan and well for Tony and I the shit has really hit the fan this week but we have laughed and cried it off at least I have so we are moving forward now. Last week on Sunday, Tony and I decide to go for a lovely Sunday walk over by Suicide Rock (the huge rock you see off 2-15 that is totally spray painted) so we drive up to a parking lot and park my Rodeo and walk on the trail for a while. Good times good talks, as I am walking back to the car with Tony I notice that the passenger side window is broken and I'm looking around like what the heck? Did a rock or something hit the window? That was my first thought since in the cup holder my iphone and mp3 player were sitting there. Then after a second I notice my purse is gone and realize that my car has been broken into. My purse with every credit card I own, my license, social security card, $400 camera, $500 gun,all our wedding gift certificates, my favorite watch and more have been stolen. To top all that off my insurance didn't cover any of it including my broken window that I had to pay for so I was out about $1700.Well just to top off the week two days later I come into work and my boss walks in and closes the door and says to me I've got some bad news, we are starting a new company and we need a certified tax guy that can work right out of the gate and not have to be trained and blah blah blah your laid off. If I had balls they would be hit right now mmmk? So I cried right in front of the fool and saundered out to the car trying to put my head on straight so I can figure out what I am going to tell my husband when I get home. He took it fine like I new he would but I tend to worry about theses things a bit more than he does. So just a heads up to everyone I am looking for a job if you know of anyone and if you see someone with a lovely pink and red snakeskin purse with a drivers license that has a 6 foot tall blond girl on it please do me a favor and punch them right in the gizzard for me. On a lighter note My family and Tony and I went up to an amazinig 5000 acre ranch of rode four wheelers and fished so that was really fun. Tony and I are going to Idaho in about two weeks so I bought a new camera since my old one was swiped so I am able to take pictures again. I also went boating with Paul, Ryder and David so I got some pics of that too. I'm happily married and life is good so the low lifes can have my stuff. Just don't steal my identification and open accounts with my ssn please or shoot someone innocent with my gun, thats all I'm asking.